Dear Santa, Hannukah Harry and Kwanzaa Charlie,
I can has a new job please?
Security? Whatevs!


- Scott

Just so everyone knows, I am currently living in New York where i plan to stay, unless i can escape to Europe

If you have twitter you shoud follow me at Twitter.com/vegaseddienyc

I just wanted to thank everyone again for all the kind words about my various con performances, We worked really hard on it and it means alot to me when people take the time to pass along comments and kudos.
So thank you sincerely.

Also thanks to the CJ Con commitee for giving me the oppurtunity to perform.




Scott

GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVES

Great Con, Again MANY thanks to Kevin, Cosmo, Kimi, Tace, Nathan, That Other Guy, That one Chick, anyone who helped out, I had a great time.
I am just going to ppost all the disjointed thoughts that are rattling around in my head...

Performing as the Juicy Fruits was a fucking blast, everyone did a great job.
Mitten IS NOT gay, why wont you believe me?!?!
Arthurs punch is so delichuz that it gave me a bloody nose
Why is that casey looks irregular with clothes on and completely natural in underwear , hat and freddy kruger claw?
Shock Treatment was alot of fun as well! THE SUN'LL COME OUT TOMORROW!
Bourbon Is delicious.
JOHN DAVEY WILL NOT FUCK YOU!
Liz Stockton makes the funniest faces.
thats it for now...

Things You Don't Know About Me

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What is on your bed right now?
Gnome Sheets

When was the last time you threw up?
Last time i went to Down The Hatch

What's your favorite word or phrase?
Shitfuck

Name 3 people who made you smile today?
Nicole, Henry Rollins, Mike Nelson

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
Sleeping

What were you doing 30 minutes ago?
Taking a shit

What is your favorite holiday?
Halloween

Have you ever been to another country?
Yas

What is the last thing you said aloud?
fuck

What is the best ice cream flavor?
French Vanilla or Creme Brulee

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Water

What are you wearing right now?
Guinness Pants and A Rockycon Shirt

What was the last thing you ate?
Italian Style Vegatable Soup

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
No Sir

When was the last time you ran?
HAHAHAHA

What's the last sporting event you watched?
BWAHAHAHAHA

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would you go?
Russia

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
SOme guy from the UK named James

Ever go camping?
Yes unfortunately

Do you have a tan?
NO WAI

Have you ever lost anything down a toilet?
just excrement

What is your guilty pleasure?
organizing my itunes

Do you use smiley faces on the computer alot?
define alot

Do you drink your soda from a straw?
no, you usually dont put a straw in whisky

What did your last text message say?
yes maam

Are you someone's best friend?
Not sure

What are you doing tomorrow?
BAR

Where is your mom right now?
probably at work

Look to your left, what do you see?
pirate flag and a bookcase

What color is your watch?
silver

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Fosters and accenty women

Ever ridden on a roller coaster?
yes

What is your birthstone?
aquamarine i think

Do you go in at a fast food place or just hit the drive tthru?
these days I tend to go in

Do you have any friends on myspace that you actually hate?
Somewhat

Do you have a dog?
no

Last person you talked to on the phone?
my father

Any plans today?
no sir

Are you happy?
Relatively

Where are you right now?
At home on my bed,listening to Henry Rollins Spoken word

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
NY state gun laws

Last song listened to?
Nazi Halo - Jack Off Jill

Last movie you saw?
Harry Potter Prisoner of Azkaban RIfftrax

Are you allergic to anything?
Dimetap grape and Mayo

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
Vintage Red Cordovan

Are you jealous of anyone?
Not really

Are you married?
No

Is anyone jealous of you?
If there isnt then Im not doing my job

Do any of your friends have children?
Yes, people need to stop breeding

Do you eat healthy?
Somewhat

What do you usually do during the day?
At the moment not much

Do you hate anyone right now?
Nope

Do you use the word 'hello' daily?
not really

How many kids do you want when you're older?
2

How old will you be turning on your next birthday?
28 ugh

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
no sir

How did u get one of your scars?
Burnt the back of my hand cooking

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